After Being Kicked Out Of The Olympic Village In The Summer For “Creating An Inappropriate Atmosphere,” Now Retired Swimmer Luana Alonso Has Started An OnlyFans….Full details below

Remember Luana Alonso? Of course you do. She’s the 20 year old Paraguayan swimmer who got the boot from the Olympic Village this summer for “inappropriate behavior.” She had retired from swimming after failing to qualify, but was still hanging around the area with her people while surely making new friends.

The story goes that the head of the Paraguayan Olympic Committee said she was creating an inappropriate atmosphere for the other competitors. The details were vague but then it came out she snuck out to see Disneyland. The horror!

Luana then said everything was a lie, but really that was just her telling the world so they stopped focussing on her. A humble, polite, respectful queen. She had already taken the internet by storm though.

One thing was for sure, the people needed more Luana. Well, after some time off she decided her next journey. It’ll take you by surprise. I hope you’re sitting down.

America is the land of opportunity and Luana Alonso is gonna capitalize on that very thing. Imagine putting all that time and effort into swimming? SWIMMING? She used the Olympics as a spring board into a pool of cash. That’s how it’s done. Best of luck with the new career that will have you richer than most people you know. What a life.