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SHOCK: Keanu Reeves refuses to give Lifetime Achievement Award to Whoopi Goldberg: “She’s not a good person” “she doesn’t deserve it”…See More
Keanu Reeves is one of the nicest, most genuine people in Hollywood. Whoopi Goldberg, on the other hand, was recently voted “most hated person” in Tinsel Town, a distinction nobody seems to be able to refute.
Reeves was chosen to present this year’s Lifetime Achievement award by the TV Production Committee, a role he was honored to take on…until he heard that he’d have to share the stage and present the award to Whoopi Goldberg.
“She’s not a nice person,” said Reeves in a voice that almost sounded like he was addressing Rufus outside the Circle K, “I don’t want to be remembered as the guy who made that mistake.”
Justin Timberlake, Wynona Ryder, and Gloria Estefan also declined. They’re still waiting to hear back from Jackie and Kelso, who desperately need something different to happen in their lives, but nobody seems to be able to find them.
“We believe those two are probably in a ravine somewhere after losing their social media following to the worst apology video ever recorded,” said Ravine Captain Joe Barron of the 136th Marine Paralegal Unit, “We’re just gonna start here in LA and go from ravine to ravine until we find them.”
Others believe that they may also be in a shallower thing, such as a ditch or even a puddle, but everyone agrees they are likely dead from embarrassment, joining their careers. Topher Grace was unavailable for comment, once again leaving his dignity intact.
Reeves said there’s no way he’ll change his mind, no matter how dumb the story gets. God Bless America.
NFL EARTHQUAKE?! Jerry Jones SECRETLY Plotting to Snatch Shedeur Sanders Behind Closed Doors – Fans STUNNED as Rumors Swirl That Haslam Has Finally LOST CONTROL in a Move Nobody Saw Coming!…..read more
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce finally met their first baby. The ultrasound clearly revealed the baby’s gender and they were all smiles when the doctor read the results. Read more
The hometown diner where Travis Kelce had his first date with Taylor Swift announced it was closing — until they quietly bought it and reopened it as a soup kitchen. But the menu on the blackboard that first day had a hint at their next chapter…… story below
5 MINUTES AGO: Palace CONFIRMS Tragic News About Kate Middleton Health. Andrew cried out in despair: ‘Oh, we are heartbroken…'” SEE MORE BELOW
When Does The Life of a Showgirl Come Out? All About the Release of Taylor Swift’s 12th Studio Album
JUST IN:Vivian, the daughter of Tom Brady and his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen, is enjoying a luxurious yacht vacation with her mother and stepfather. The little girl seems quite fond of her ‘new dad’ and revealed ‘something that her stepfather has’ but Tom Brady doesn’t, which made Gisele burst into delighted laughter. Full Story:
Jason Kelce Highlights “Taylor Swift’s Second Favorite”: Xavier Worthy Gets the Shout
Record-breaking night: Patrick Mahomes makes NFL history against the Baltimore Ravens
Did Taylor Swift secretly attend Travis Kelce’s Chiefs game against the Ravens after Selena Gomez’s wedding?
