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Vegas Strip Club Offers Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift $1 Million Couple’s Package To Celebrate Super Bowl Win
Get ready for a wild week in Las Vegas. The lead up to Super Bowl LVIII at Allegiant Stadium next Sunday promises all kinds of craziness. Just like this offer for Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift from Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club, which is located across the street from the game.
The Las Vegas strip club has an offer for the NFL’s power couple should the Kansas City Chiefs defeat the San Francisco 49ers. If they win, Kelce and Swift will be treated to the club’s “Topless Touchdown Celebratory Package.”
That sounds like a package fit for a strip club king and queen, and that’s because it is. According to TMZ, the value of such a package is a cool $1 million and if the Chiefs handle their business, the cost is on the house.
So what is included in the “Topless Touchdown Celebratory Package,” you ask? Well, the club spilled those details to TMZ as well.
Kelce and Swift will receive, if they take the strip club up on its offer, unlimited access to the $10K per hour Mohney Suite, an Ace of Spades champagne bottle parade, and $50K for them to make it rain on the hard-working ladies in the club.
They will also receive round trip limo transportation and a VIP Platinum Lifetime Membership to the Hustler Club. The VIP membership comes with free lap dances for life, which might make the entire walk across the street to celebrate worth it.
Travis Kelce Could Benefit From Taking The Strip Club Up On Its Offer
Not that I would expect the couple to take the club up on its offer, but the Raiders are in the Chiefs division, which guarantees a trip to Las Vegas once a year.
I’m sure Kelce and Swift are going to last forever, but on the off chance that they don’t, having that free lap dance for life card in his back pocket could prove to be valuable for Kelce for those annual visits to Sin City. He is a fan of such establishments.
Here’s to hoping that the offer doesn’t matter, because the Chiefs lose the Super Bowl. Not because I hate the whole Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift thing, but because I can’t stand Brittany Mahomes and when she loses…we all win.
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